Okay, kids.
Instead of emailing the long awaited Idol Rants, I'll be posting them here.
You can leave comments, or, if you're a bit more long winded (like myself) and are interested in posting on this blog, I think there's a way to make this a group blog. Lemme know and we'll see what we can do.
Feel free to forward this to fans and foes alike.
Now that they've announced the Top 36...I will be coming out of hibernation.
Next week.
See you then!
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THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO IDOL
1. Let the audience know you can sing before you go rogue with your song choice-slash-composition-slash-arrangement-slash-interpretation.
2. Don't subvert everything you are just to please the judges. Take the criticism that is constructive and learn from it, but don't throw everything else out and start from scratch.
3. Leave the divas at the door. Unless you are Whitney, Celine or Aretha...don't even go there.
4. Handle the judges' criticism with grace. Refrain from blurting out some version of, "WELL, I LIKED IT SO I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME."
5. Know who you are. If you're R&B, then I want to hear an R&B version of Rawhide on Country night.
6. Don't wink at the camera. Ever.
7. Leave it all on the stage, every time. Work hard. Stay focused. There are no do-overs.
8. Do your best not to be offputting.
2. Don't subvert everything you are just to please the judges. Take the criticism that is constructive and learn from it, but don't throw everything else out and start from scratch.
3. Leave the divas at the door. Unless you are Whitney, Celine or Aretha...don't even go there.
4. Handle the judges' criticism with grace. Refrain from blurting out some version of, "WELL, I LIKED IT SO I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME."
5. Know who you are. If you're R&B, then I want to hear an R&B version of Rawhide on Country night.
6. Don't wink at the camera. Ever.
7. Leave it all on the stage, every time. Work hard. Stay focused. There are no do-overs.
8. Do your best not to be offputting.
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I'm there! Will chime in later with my early projections for top 10 and what has got me STEAMIN' already. Welcome All!
Do you want access to post blog entries? I can make it happen...
You'll be able to post links and video and other stuff that way...
Lemme know.
OK, hook me up yo.
Petecrest Out
You are hook-ed.
The first 12 "performed" last night and they should just rename the show AMERICAN GOKEY because Danny Gokey has it won. Then they should take the American Gokey Tour Bus and use it to run over Tatiana repeatedly.
Or, she can just star in her own remake of AMERICAN PSYCHO.
That show was Painful. Ow.
Petecrest Out
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