Hey...Anoop wasn't long for this contest...he really can't keep up with the likes of Adam and Kris, but Anoop going home before Matt? I call bullshit. This is why that power of veto thing is completely annoying. Let America vote they way they want, producers and judges.
Well, I'll be shocked if Matt makes it past next week.
Arg.
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THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO IDOL
1. Let the audience know you can sing before you go rogue with your song choice-slash-composition-slash-arrangement-slash-interpretation.
2. Don't subvert everything you are just to please the judges. Take the criticism that is constructive and learn from it, but don't throw everything else out and start from scratch.
3. Leave the divas at the door. Unless you are Whitney, Celine or Aretha...don't even go there.
4. Handle the judges' criticism with grace. Refrain from blurting out some version of, "WELL, I LIKED IT SO I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME."
5. Know who you are. If you're R&B, then I want to hear an R&B version of Rawhide on Country night.
6. Don't wink at the camera. Ever.
7. Leave it all on the stage, every time. Work hard. Stay focused. There are no do-overs.
8. Do your best not to be offputting.
2. Don't subvert everything you are just to please the judges. Take the criticism that is constructive and learn from it, but don't throw everything else out and start from scratch.
3. Leave the divas at the door. Unless you are Whitney, Celine or Aretha...don't even go there.
4. Handle the judges' criticism with grace. Refrain from blurting out some version of, "WELL, I LIKED IT SO I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME."
5. Know who you are. If you're R&B, then I want to hear an R&B version of Rawhide on Country night.
6. Don't wink at the camera. Ever.
7. Leave it all on the stage, every time. Work hard. Stay focused. There are no do-overs.
8. Do your best not to be offputting.
2 comments:
Hey what's with the Group Sing? - or shall I say ... The Group SYNC ? Talk about adding salt to the wound.
If I want to watch guys and girls lip syncing to some lame old musical shtik with pathetic dance moves better suited for trained monkeys, I'll watch the Brady Bunch rerun featuring the "Silver Platters".
We're gonne keep on - keep on - keep on - keep on -
dancin' all through the night!
It's a live performance show, what's with the Lame-o lip sync ?
Could they possibly put in LESS effort? Plus, the iTunes clips are studio recorded. They aren't even the performances from the live show! ROCKSTAR was still 1000x better & always true to the live performance.
ugh
- and what's with thawing out the dinosaurs each week ?
This is like Jurassic Idol now.
- and who cut the front out of Thelma Houston's dress, because I want them prosecuted to the full extent of the law, including the death penalty.
I'm tapping my toe at you.
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